Who The F🍸ck am I? – UnF🍸ckable

Picture this: A Capricorn with a Sigma soul. An introvert-turned-icon who turned chaos into a creative empire. I’m Kimberly Ann Hawes—aka Kimma—and I’m unapologetically Unfuckable.

My journey? A remix of struggle, style, and soul. From poverty to posh, I’ve alchemized pain into power, fusing Afrocentric elegance with the Wabi-Sabi beauty of imperfection. My life is living art—and now, it’s global.

In 2023, digital art crashed into my world via MidJourney and ChatGPT, thanks to a little push from my son. One viral TikTok changed everything—an old-school hip-hop piece paired with The Bridge by Boogie Down Productions cracked the algorithm and opened the gates. My art has since been displayed in the mayor’s office, featured on Paramount’s Mayor of Kingstown, and landed in galleries from Switzerland to Italy, France, and Dubai (where one piece sold for a pretty coin).

I’m an award-winning artist, honored by the August Wilson House, and my work continues to speak in visuals where words fall short. I’ve been invited to showcase at the Monaco Yacht Club, the Hamptons, and international exhibitions with luxury and meaning at the core.

But I’m more than canvas and code. I’m a published author with a whole damn bookshelf to my name, a business strategist obsessed with global entrepreneurship, and the mind behind ventures in unique vending machines and conversion van businesses. Whether you’re trying to go mobile, international, or just level TF up—I’m your girl. You hear me? I’m your girl.

My brand, Unfuckable, is more than a vibe—it’s a movement. A refusal to shrink. A celebration of being bold, different, and beautifully off-script. I’ve worn many hats: paralegal, criminal investigator, men’s stylist, ops manager at a five-star strip club. Each chapter built the foundation for this one—where art, style, travel, and strategy converge.

2025 is my expansion era.

I’m launching a clothing line—Takara x Kiyora—where Afro-Japanese luxury meets minimalist rebellion.
My podcasts are buzzing: Unfuckable (3–5 minute motivation shots to your soul), and Narrative Wealth (real game on building businesses and getting that money).
I’ve created journals, planners, and tools that help others do what I did—design a life on their terms.
And if you’ve ever asked “how TF is she traveling like this?”—Narrative Wealth has the receipts. I just wrapped the “Travel” chapter and let’s just say… luxing for less is an art, and I’ve mastered it.

Starting in July, I’m heading on a 90-day soul-fueling tour:

Bali to soak in opulence and peace—lux for less, baby
Kyoto and Tokyo to walk through the culture, principles, and design I’ve studied for years
Dubai to manifest in a place where luxury is law and wealth is mindset

My alter ego, Chi Chi LaRue, stays reviewing, roasting, and recommending—with flair. Whether it’s books (mostly mine), fashion, or life prompts—you’re getting truth, humor, and style with a stiletto twist.

So, yeah—I’ve been busy. But the goal remains: be bold, stay authentic, and exude luxury—whatever that looks like for you. Luxury isn’t just labels; it’s freedom. It’s living on your terms, fully and fabulously.

And if the word unfuckable offends you—good. It’s not for the fragile. It’s for those ready to own their story, walk in their truth, and demand more. 2025 is the year of the bold.

Now…
Who the are you?

“Being Unfuckable isn’t about perfection. It’s about owning your flaws, flipping the script, and writing your story in bold letters.”

Now, who the f**k are you? Better yet who are you going to become?

*Now, who the f**k are you? Better yet who are you going to become?*